You’re now entering naughty True Blood fanfiction country: Wear high rubber boots and cheap cologne.
Welcome to my page. Feel free to wander around. I post stories and spiteful opinions. I try to update both as often as I can.
I enjoy banter. I am partial to witty banter. I’ll settle for bawdy jokes. I squee for bawdy, witty banter.
So, you know. Pick your poison.
Muchas smoochas to youchas,