About Me

I’m ficlit78, aka Heather.

Sup?

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Have you seen this unauthorized TB writer in the bushes of Askars home? Call 1-800-SADCASE and report her immediately.

I’m a one-time disaster relief photographer, turned image researcher and editor, now that I’m married with kids and can no longer gallivant without possibly orphaning my children.  So chained to the desk I’ve become.

I’ve been writing fanfiction for a few years now.  True Blood the HBO show caught my eye after it had been out for two seasons.  Eric Northman/Askars practically nailed my eye to the screen soon after that.  I won’t deny it.  I have a mondo crush.  Don’t tell him, if you see him.  It’s embarrassing enough to wonder just how stupid I’d act if you actually put him in front of me.

Anywho, this page pretty much sums up what I do with my free time.  I’m not learning Russian or volunteering at the local animal shelter.  Sue me.

I’m currently living in New Zealand, but am American by birth and married to a Brit, so feel free to make international jokes.  There’ s a decent chance I’ll get it.

Thanks for stopping by!

H

 

 

 

30 comments on “About Me

  1. Karin says:

    Look at you! Are pretty kitty? Nice to make your acquaintance. Your previous career(s) sound really interesting. I have a kid and now work at home so I know how exciting (not) that career is. It is important however unglamorous and we can wear our pajama pants a littler earlier or later than other moms. Married enough to rock hot flannel plaid pants (at home only), but not so married that I skip shaving, makeup, and a hair dryer.

    So anyway, your work and I’m going to assume at least somewhat well traveled experiences are probably some of what makes your fan fiction more than just smutty goodness. I love me some filth and foul, but it’s your dialog and descriptives that make my mind merry and my mouth laugh out loud. Glad to see you somewhere you can share your personality willy nilly.

    A Brit, an American, and a sheep walk into a bar …. there’s got to be a joke there.

    I’m Karin, aka uvgot2bidding (said with an eye roll directed at Charlaine Harris and/or Alan Ball).

    • ficlit78 says:

      uvgottobekidding! Aw, hey, babes! I look forward to rocking many a flannel pants with you.

      There shall be smut posted here until the cows come home, so stay tuned and I’ll update just as fast as my fingers can type uninterrupted. You know, by kids and hubs and stuff.

  2. msbuffy says:

    You are both leaving me laughing! Nice to “meet” 2 more stay-at-homers! I’m happily forced into early retirement after a too-long career in Behavioral Health. My hubby & I embrace our insanity! I don’t write anymore – I’m just a reader now. My kids are grown now into ingrates, however, it is true that grandchildren are sweet revenge! Mine now have their own now,we spoil them horribly & return them! I work from home writing book reviews & am an editor/proofer; subcontractor or free if I like you! I love working in my pj’s or sweat/yoga pants – I’m old & married enough so make-up rarely happens & if it does, it doesn’t change much. Hair styling when it’s long & curly – nah. Beats the days of high heels & pantyhose.

    I’m so thrilled that you’ve got your own blog, ficlet! I also worried about the Smut Nazis taking down your stories on FF – where – it boggles the mind – there are categories for SVM, TB, and their equivalents; adult books & adult shows with adult subject matters as well as specific ratings for the individual stories. (OMG! A run-on sentence!) I love your writing style, the infused humor in every story, and every creative phrase to come out of each character you’ve written. Naturally, I don’t read your work for just the smutty citrus. I only look at the pictures.

    Once again, welcome to the dark, free-to-be as smutty-as-you-please side!

    • ficlit78 says:

      Thanks, baby! Feel free to point out editorial blunders in my stuff. God knows I see them all the tyme.

      • msbuffy says:

        Nah! You do a great job! Actually, you are one of the few that know proper sentence structure & your spelling is always perfect! I’m so impressed! It’s so nice to read a chapter where I don’t proofread it first and then re-read it to get the story! Just for you though, I’ll do it next tyme! (That’s gonna drive my bitchy Virgo brain crazier)

  3. cela whitney says:

    good evening pretty kitty. I have to tell you I have been enjoying your smut for the last three years. my middle aged son gave me a laptop for mothers day because I had been reading on my husbands old one the dining room table for months. needless to say we got so used to eating in the living room ( so he won’t miss ncis) that I now read there too since I don’t watch much. of course I subscribe to hbo during true blood, but there’s not much I enjoy other than that. I do have to agree that mr. skarsgard is the sexiest man alive and no one can touch him in the looks department. he’s also very funny from the interviews iv’e seen on talk shows. anyway, from one eric addict to another, keep up the great writing. ms. harris may have given up on eric and sookie, but I NEVER will.

  4. Fanatic Fanfics says:

    Dear ficlit78,

    CONGRATULATIONS! The Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards would like to inform you that you have been nominated in the following categories:

    All-Time Favorite True Blood Fanfic for Pretty Kitty

    Voting page will open to voters on March 31st, 2014. We will take votes for two weeks before closing the page on April 14th, 2014.

    Feel free to let your readers know about this event and may the odds be ever in your favor.

    -Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards
    fanaticfanficsawards. blogspot. com

  5. Jean says:

    I have so enjoyed your fics over the last few months. In truth, I’m kind of addicted. Do you have any other E/S fics in the works? Please, pretty please?

    • ficlit78 says:

      Aw, thanks so much. I’m glad you like them! Sadly, I’ve been too busy these last few months to write much. However, if you haven’t read Kittyinaz, CaliforniaKat, EricIzMine, or kjwrit, then I highly recommend them. They’re stunning writers. Thanks for reading!

      • Jean says:

        Thanks for the reply! I’ve been binge reading all the good Eric-Sookie fanfic I can find all summer. I love your Eric and Sookie the most, though. May the muse strike you again one day!

  6. Mina says:

    Hello,

    We are happy to announce that the Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards are once again open for Nominations. We have new fandoms, new categories and even a new team, and we want you and your fandom to be part of it once again.

    We would like to invite you to participate in this event and help us spread the word around.

    To nominate your favorites go to: fanaticfanficsawards. blogspot. com/p/nominations. html
    [Delete spaces after the dots]

    Nominations close on May 18th at 12:00pm EST

    Thank you for your help and may the odds be ever in your favor.

    -Fanatic Fanfics Multifandom Awards
    fanaticfanficsawards. blogspot. com

  7. nitenur2 says:

    How can I download your work on my Kindle. Reading online /computer is too difficult for me due to a visual impairment. Thanks!

  8. molly says:

    hello i wanted to let you know your fics have been reported on fanfiction.net. since you have them on here you might want to remove them from fanfiction so your account does not get removed

  9. molly says:

    cause this bitch has your profile on her page https://www.fanfiction.net/u/7306876/NO-MA-ALLOWED

  10. molly says:

    she clams she warns you first but that is a damn lie. she leaves reviews in all caps with words remove the smut or be reported. look at her profile she is going after the list she has on there

    • ficlit78 says:

      Yep, I’ve looked now. What a sad little creature. Well, she can report me if she wants. Personally I think we should troll the life out of her PM box, as she plans to “clean up” all of TB/SVM. God, who the hell do people think they are to censor us? Fuck her.

  11. molly says:

    I hope that fucking cunt stays off the mentalist section i got fics on there

    • ficlit78 says:

      Me too. And they’re smutty. So back your stuff up, man. If she’s gunning for me, she’ll see that stuff too.

      • molly says:

        i do have my fics backed up i have been telling other mentalist writes a way to hide their by not putting words like lemon and smut in their summarys. in my eyes it makes the fuckers work harder to find your fics. i got the best way to fuck with the bitch you take your fics off the site for a few days change your pen name and add a few things to your summary and fics to make little troll thinks she has. when in reality you will be laughing behind their back

      • molly says:

        i did that once to someone and they have not found me yet

      • molly says:

        i also got some hannibal fics to

  12. molly says:

    let all your friends on here know about the fucking cunt so they can help mass report her so it fills up the sites report inbox lol

  13. molly says:

    does tb stand for true blood

  14. molly says:

    guess what no ma allowed turned off her pm’s. and she has been reported right back for posted pm’s on her profile. me and some other have reported her for that.

  15. Molly82 says:

    it seem now you and everyone on no ma list has been add once again to a report group by another user. again someone with no life

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